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Stress relief tips for Men:

1. Find a local experienced cocksucker*

2. Grab cocksucker by the head and roughly face fuck him

3. Slap, spit on and verbally abuse as required to vent your frustration and anger

4. Ignore gagging and choking sounds and keep fucking until you have a strong orgasm and shoot your load where you want

5. When you are done, simply pull out - the cocksucker will lick you clean and kiss your cock and balls to thank you

6. Zip up and leave satisfied and relaxed

7. Repeat regularly to ensure stress levels stay low

* Good and experienced cocksuckers operate under a strict code of conduct which includes the following rules:

a) Totally Free, always  

b) Discrete, anonymous service

c) Strictly no discrimination based on cock size, age, race, sexual orientation, marital, social or circumcision status

d) Cum swallowing as default setting

e) No reciprocation ever required

f) Edging as optional extra at no additional cost

g) Deepthroat capable as standard (exclusions apply)

h) Gloryhole option subject to availability

so true, fags are only cunts to serve You, Sirs